it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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