Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
