ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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