If that was your dad, he is hot
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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