Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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