I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
3pm strippers are depressing
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize