just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize