it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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