Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My dad just said "fuck circus"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I love you.
Bad choice
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize