White coat. Heels.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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