I wanna bring you to show and tell
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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