Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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