What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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