Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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