I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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