Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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