awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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