If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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