I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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