So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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