one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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