Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
there is glitter all over my balls
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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