I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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