you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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