He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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