do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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