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We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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