Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
