No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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