Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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