he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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