Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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