Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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