I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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