they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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