Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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