Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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