If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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