Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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