the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
as a side note pls kill me
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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