I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
