i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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