It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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