Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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