just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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