omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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