Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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