Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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