I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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