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That's how twitter works, right?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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