I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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