East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Randomize
