I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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