i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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