ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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